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Warm Milk
The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was
dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make
her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink,
but she refused it.
Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen.
Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a
gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a
generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to
her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more.
Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass
down to the last drop.
Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us
some wisdom before you die."
She slowly raised her head up and with a pious look on her
face whispered,
"Don't sell that cow."